Thursday, 30 April 2009

I Hate... Fear / I should probably stick to watching Mean Girls

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." Yeah right Franklin Roosevelt, you clearly never sat down and watched Changeling. Yes, I'm a year late but I've never actually been emotionally affected by a film, let alone a week after seeing it. Now I'm living in a perpetual state of chronic, unrelenting fear.

Thanks to Clint Eastwood’s dramatisation I am now frightened of:
  • The police
  • Doctors
  • Nurses
  • Everyone with links to the mental health sector - and I mean everyone, cleaners and cooks in mental institutions included
  • Orphans
  • Anyone with a chicken coop.

Who do I have left to trust? I’ll tell you who: John Malkovich. And I don’t even know him.

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