Tuesday, 29 September 2009

I Like... This actually being 'it' / "Hold for applause"

You've got you tickets for This Is It, right? Because if you have, you know it looks mind-blowingly amazing.

Can you believe those vocals? Marvellous.

Of course I'm enjoying all this Michael-mania (I would have been basking in it to a greater degree if he was alive) but I'm getting pretty sick and tired of people jumping on the allegorical bandwagon; "Oh yeah, I love Michael Jackson. I think I have a greatest hits collection somewhere at home, actually it belongs to my mum but I have seen the whole Thriller video." Wow, well done. It’s a shame he had to die for people to wake up and care about him. Plus when I see people wearing Michael Jackson t-shirts in an ironic, conceited way, I get so angry.

Angry like this...

But then I think of Michaeal, the greater good, and I how happy I'll be when watching the film. Kinda like this...

Tuesday, 22 September 2009

I Hate... Chris Packham / Pandamonium (Yeah, that took a whole second to think of)

Some conservationist/BBC presenter, Chris Packham, (who I've never heard of) has said that giant pandas should be left to die out and get on the one way train to extinction: "Unfortunately, it's big and cute and a symbol of the World Wide Fund for Nature and we pour millions of pounds into panda conservation. I reckon we should pull the plug. Let them go, with a degree of dignity."
What an arsehole. I say FORTUNATELY they're big and cute (more things in life should be), more money should be poured into panda sanctuarys and the BBC should pull the plug on his job.
I'm not some freaky animal lover or anything, but bloody hell pandas are cute. I hate most animals (and most things actually) but just a picture of a panda melts my uncompassionate heart.

Look how fucking cuddly they are!

He's sitting on a rocking horse (maybe it's a dragon...) yet unaware just how ludicrously cute that is.

Pandas are so great people are taking hair dye to their dogs to make them resemble the clearly superior bear. This is big in Asia - I could really get on board with this.

Wednesday, 9 September 2009

I Like... The look of this / This Is It 28.10.2009

This is will be showing for 2 WEEKS ONLY.

Tickets go on sale Sunday 27th September.

It is yet to be announced which cities it will be shown in, but wherever; I'll be there.

It will also be later released on Blu-Ray and DVD.

Saturday, 5 September 2009

I Hate... Being OLD / "It's not your birthday anymore, there's no need to be kind to you, and the will to see you smile and belong has now gone"

That's right. It’s my birthday. Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.
I'm 20. That makes me feel physically sick.
Look at me posting my own celebratory images. What a loser.

Since I'm the only person without a Facebook in the entire universe, my friends obviously forgot my birthday because why wouldn't you forget something like that if you didn't have an electronic reminder? *Eye roll* So they made plans to go "out on the lash" in Exeter tonight, so I'm being dragged there and it's being disguised as an event for me despite the fact it's the last thing I would ever voluntarily inflict upon myself. I just want to stay home and watch The Rescuers Down Under.

Sorry to post this image again, but it really summarises how I feel right now.
Enjoy the weekend.